The roads destroy bicycles with there cold stares of oblivion. Ice. Not good for the UBomb crew. So we invented the winter novelty known as Snowbomb. Snowbomb, not a replacement for the Ubomb, is sort of the 'your flight is delayed for Ubombing, so what are you gonna do' replacement. So rather than calling the bombing of the U quits, we modify it by bombing down campus on the minis at full speed and blazing into piles upon mounds and piles of snow bliss. The aerodynamics of these little racers and princesses (we look to provide all varieties of children bikes here at the Ubomb) are so that when you go over snow at great speeds, you actually ski over the snow. Quite the effect. Our technical department are looking into getting tire slicks for the kids bikes.
We are first working with our other department, the where the hell is everybody department to get people to show up to try the Snowbomb. Attendance was low this Sunday. Guess people didn't have a suicide wish. Give them until January I figure. You can still repent for lack of bicycling by attending Midnight Mass this Friday, but the child in you is being killed by foregoing the Ubomb.
Ubomb is Eternal Youth.
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That sounds like amazing fun, I'll be there next month!
ReplyDeletelots of insane fun. :)
ReplyDeleteActually, Ubomb is weekly, not monthly. If you go to the main page on the right hand side (sometimes down at the very bottom depending on your web browser) is a list of upcoming events, and I usually get around to listing the Ubomb and others.
I'm actually not going to be in SLC until next month, so as much as I'd love to show up this week....
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