What you need is Bike Porn!
As I'm sure most of you know Bike Porn rolled through Salt Lake last year around this time where it was welcomed with open arms, but this year it seems that these arms of (semi-graphic) love have disappeared! What the hell Salt Lake?!
So how does this apply to you? In every way imaginable! YOU are the reason Bike Porn does or does not expose itself here in the mecca of mormon!
Go (now!) to bikeporntour.blogspot.com (soon to be BikeSmut.com) and express your love for bikes and gratuitous nudity!!
